I HATE SPAM
In particular I hate that there is so much of it that it forces me in my capacity of an email administrator to fight it. Moreso however I hate that my weapon in this battle is a dull rusty butterknife known as IronMail.
There is a dim glimmer of hope on the horizon that we will be able to toss away the dull butterknife in favor of a tactical nuclear warhead that will be able to blast away spam and not mire our daily 1.5 million messages in a vortex of backed up queue.